‘Do you call that a hat?’I said to my wife.
‘You needn't be so rude about it,’my wife answered as she looked at herself in the mirror.
I sat down on one of those modern chairs with holes in it and waited. We had been in the hat shop for half an hour and my wife was still in front of the mirror.

“你管這叫帽子？”我問(wèn)老婆。

“你不用這么粗魯辣，”老婆邊照鏡子邊回答我。

我坐在一個(gè)新式的滿是網(wǎng)眼兒的椅子上，等待著。我們?cè)谶@家帽子店帶了半個(gè)小時(shí)，我老婆還在鏡子前。

‘We mustn't buy things we don't need,’I remarked suddenly. I regretted saying it almost at once.
‘You needn't have said that,’my wife answered. ‘I needn't remind you of that terrible tie you bought yesterday.’
‘I find it beautiful, ’I said. ‘A man can never have too many ties.’
‘And a woman can't have too many hats，’she answered.
Ten minutes later we walked out of the shop together. My wife was wearing a hat that looked like a lighthouse!

“我們不要買不需要的東西辣”，我突然提醒她。然后我立馬就后悔了。

“你不該這么說(shuō)，”老婆回答道?！拔也挥迷偬嵝眩?0天前買的那條辣雞領(lǐng)帶了吧。”

“我覺(jué)得很好啊”，我熟，“男人有多少領(lǐng)帶也不嫌多。”

“女人有多少帽子也不嫌多，”老婆答道。

十分鐘之后我們一起出了店，我老婆戴了一頂好像燈塔一樣的帽子。